{"id":275,"date":"2012-09-17T10:46:31","date_gmt":"2012-09-17T10:46:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/28496.w96.wedos.net\/?p=275"},"modified":"2013-10-21T15:24:49","modified_gmt":"2013-10-21T15:24:49","slug":"vikendovka-v-litomericich-aneb-osvobozeni-zlutozelene-opice-a-jeji-kamaradky-ustrice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rozrazil.cz\/?p=275","title":{"rendered":"V\u00edkendovka v Litom\u011b\u0159ic\u00edch aneb Osvobozen\u00ed \u017elutozelen\u00e9 opice (a jej\u00ed kamar\u00e1dky \u00fast\u0159ice)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>V\u00a0po\u0159\u00e1dku jsme v\u0161ichni dorazili na n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed v\u00a0Litom\u011b\u0159ic\u00edch (nebo-li na leti\u0161t\u011b jednoho bl\u00ed\u017ee neur\u010den\u00e9ho m\u011bsta na pob\u0159e\u017e\u00ed Francie), kde jsme se setkali i s\u00a0ostatn\u00edmi \u010dleny na\u0161\u00ed skupiny, kte\u0159\u00ed se sem dopravili samostatn\u011b.<\/p>\n<p>Podle obdr\u017een\u00fdch \u00fadaj\u016f, kter\u00e9 jsem dostal jako\u017eto vedouc\u00ed skupiny, jsme m\u011bli b\u00fdt na leti\u0161ti vyzvednuti jakousi asistentkou kohosi, kdo pl\u00e1noval tuto akci, na kterou jsme byli pozv\u00e1ni. Nikdo n\u00e1s v\u0161ak zde ne\u010dekal a tak jsme se vydali sm\u011brem k\u00a0m\u00edstu, kde m\u011bl b\u00fdt, podle domluvy, n\u00e1\u0161 nocleh.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Po cest\u011b jsme v\u00a0rohu rozlehl\u00e9ho n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed vyu\u017eili finan\u010dn\u00ed z\u00e1lohy a ochoty m\u00edstn\u00ed zmrzlin\u00e1\u0159ky a ob\u010derstvili se \u0161edes\u00e1ti kope\u010dky prvot\u0159\u00eddn\u00ed zmrzliny. Tu n\u00e1s kone\u010dn\u011b objevila jaksi zmaten\u00e1 asistentka a dovedla n\u00e1s a\u017e p\u0159ed br\u00e1ny na\u0161eho s\u00eddla. A zde jsme se setkali s \u201emozkem\u201c cel\u00e9 akce, panem Pierrem v\u00a0saku a \u010dern\u00fdch br\u00fdl\u00edch a vyt\u00ed\u017een\u00fdm mobiln\u00edm telefonem. Z\u00a0tohoto huben\u00e9ho mu\u017ee se vyklubal re\u017eis\u00e9r sout\u011b\u017en\u00edho sportovn\u00edho televizn\u00edho po\u0159adu Pevnost Boyard a zcela otev\u0159en\u011b n\u00e1m odhalil prav\u00fd d\u016fvod na\u0161eho p\u0159\u00edjezdu, pro kter\u00fd n\u00e1zev akce Osvobozen\u00ed \u017elutozelen\u00e9 opice byl pouze reklamn\u00edm trikem. Tedy, \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 opice ne\u010dek\u00e1 na na\u0161e osvobozen\u00ed, n\u00fdbr\u017e my se m\u00e1me \u00fa\u010dastnitnit nat\u00e1\u010den\u00ed dal\u0161\u00edho d\u00edlu zm\u00edn\u011bn\u00e9ho po\u0159adu, pro kter\u00fd ji\u017e nemohl nal\u00e9zt dal\u0161\u00ed\u00a0 sout\u011b\u017e\u00edc\u00ed. V\u011bt\u0161in\u011b \u00fa\u010dastn\u00edk\u016f toto klamav\u00e9 pozv\u00e1n\u00ed ani moc nevadilo, av\u0161ak jeden, \u010destn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed z\u00a0n\u00e1s, pova\u017eoval toto za hanebnou lest a trvalo dlouho, ne\u017e se jeho (opr\u00e1vn\u011bn\u011b) pobou\u0159en\u00e9 city poda\u0159ilo uklidnit.<\/p>\n<p>Po ubytov\u00e1n\u00ed a ve\u010de\u0159i jsme se je\u0161t\u011b stihli d\u00edky psychologicky propracovan\u00e9 h\u0159e v\u0161ichni l\u00e9pe poznat. Druh\u00fd den p\u0159i sn\u00eddani jsme vyplnili d\u016fmysln\u00e9 dotazn\u00edky, na z\u00e1klad\u011b kter\u00fdch jsme byli rozd\u011bleni do \u010dty\u0159ech sout\u011b\u017en\u00edch t\u00fdm\u016f. Ty si pak vytvo\u0159ili vlastn\u00ed povzbuzuj\u00edc\u00ed pok\u0159ik a tak u\u017e nic nebr\u00e1nilo tomu, abychom se pustili do pr\u016fzkumu pevnosti a pln\u011bn\u00ed r\u016fzn\u00fdch \u00fakol\u016f, za kter\u00e9 jsme m\u011bli poka\u017ed\u00e9 obdr\u017eet stopu k\u00a0odhalen\u00ed pokladu.<\/p>\n<p>Prvn\u00ed discipl\u00ednou byla obl\u00edben\u00e1 francouzsk\u00e1 hra petanque, po n\u00ed\u017e prbn\u00ed v\u00edt\u011bzov\u00e9 dostali indicie v\u00a0podob\u011b p\u00edsmen. Dal\u0161\u00ed m\u00edstnost v\u00a0pevnosti slou\u017eila k\u00a0p\u0159etahov\u00e1n\u00ed lanem. Dle rozhodnut\u00ed nejvy\u0161\u0161\u00edho mistra v\u00a0pevnosti, milosrdn\u00e9ho Otce Fura, dal\u0161\u00ed indicie obdr\u017eel nejlep\u0161\u00ed a nejslab\u0161\u00ed t\u00fdm. Ve t\u0159et\u00ed m\u00edstnosti se nal\u00e9zal sk\u0159et str\u00e1\u017e\u00edc\u00ed sv\u00e9 nechutn\u00e9 pamlsky ve t\u0159ech velk\u00fdch sklenic\u00edch. Ty krom\u011b mnoha nechutnost\u00ed obsahovaly i dal\u0161\u00ed indicie, kter\u00e9 ti nejodv\u00e1\u017en\u011bj\u0161\u00ed dok\u00e1zali s\u00a0jist\u00fdm sebezap\u0159en\u00edm rukou vynaj\u00edt. Na klidn\u00e9m ostrovn\u00edm m\u00edst\u011b dal\u0161\u00ed m\u00edstnosti jsme \u010dekali na ob\u011bd a mezit\u00edm secvi\u010dovali p\u0159edstaven\u00ed s\u00a0provokativn\u00edm n\u00e1zvem \u201eJak Otec fura k\u00a0opici p\u0159i\u0161el\u201c. Po ob\u011bd\u011b p\u0159i\u0161la na \u0159adu m\u00edstnost kart\u00e1\u0159ky, v\u00a0n\u00ed\u017e p\u00e1r \u0161\u0165astlivc\u016f z\u00edskalo dal\u0161\u00ed stopu a pot\u00e9 se ji\u017e\u00a0 na podiu letn\u00edho divadla rozehhr\u00e1ly \u010dty\u0159i kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy, za n\u011b\u017e byla ocen\u011bna v\u0161echna dru\u017estva. Ta, kdy\u017e poskl\u00e1dala v\u0161echna p\u00edsmena, objevila v\u011bt\u0161inou slovo KALICH. A bylo jim \u0159e\u010deno, \u017ee v\u00a0p\u011bt hodin, tedy za p\u016fl hodiny, by se m\u011bla u tohoto Kalicha sej\u00edt. Ale zb\u00fdvalo je\u0161t\u011b vy\u0159e\u0161it ot\u00e1zku, co onen Kalich znamen\u00e1. Domorod\u00ed poradili &#8212; jedn\u00e1 se o vysokou v\u011b\u017e na n\u00e1dvo\u0159\u00ed pevnosti, ve tvaru kalicha. V\u0161echna dru\u017estva se vskutku stihla odebrat do ur\u010den\u00e9ho \u010dasu na m\u00edsto pod touto v\u011b\u017e\u00ed. \u00daderem kosteln\u00edho zvonu v\u00a0p\u011bt hodin se na v\u011b\u017ei otev\u0159ela ok\u00e9nka a v\u00a0nich st\u00e1l b\u00edle od\u011bn\u00fd mu\u017e, kter\u00fd kynul davu na n\u00e1dvo\u0159\u00ed. Byl to Otec Fura. Z\u00a0ka\u017ed\u00e9ho dru\u017estva byli vybr\u00e1ni sportovn\u011b a intelektu\u00e1ln\u011b zdatn\u00ed poslov\u00e9, kte\u0159\u00ed m\u011bli p\u0159in\u00e9st jeho poselstv\u00ed z\u00a0v\u011b\u017ee. Ka\u017ed\u00fd ze z\u00e1stupc\u016f od n\u011bj pot\u00e9 p\u0159inesl zape\u010det\u011bnou ob\u00e1lku s\u00a0h\u00e1dankou jej\u00ed\u017e odpov\u011bd\u00ed m\u011blo b\u00fdt dvoum\u00edstn\u00e9 \u010d\u00edslo. Vyslanci dru\u017ein se v\u0161ak otev\u0159en\u00ed h\u00e1danek ji\u017e nedo\u010dkali, nebo\u0165 museli zp\u011bt nahoru do v\u011b\u017ee o\u010dek\u00e1vat gestikulovan\u00e9 odpov\u011bdi. Za spln\u011bn\u00ed \u00fakolu dostala dv\u011b dru\u017estva b\u00edl\u00e9 ob\u00e1lky s\u00a0n\u00e1pov\u011bdou, kde hledat poklad. Zbyl\u00e1 dv\u011b dru\u017estva si tuto n\u00e1pov\u011bdu od Otce za nespln\u011bn\u00ed nevyslou\u017eila, ale mohl je nal\u00e9zt v\u00a0prostoru n\u00e1dvo\u0159\u00ed. Kone\u010dn\u011b. Obsahy v\u0161ech \u010dty\u0159ech ob\u00e1lek byly nalezeny a d\u00e1ny k\u00a0sob\u011b. Objevila se fotografie ka\u0161ny na n\u00e1dvo\u0159\u00ed. Poklad se tedy nal\u00e9z\u00e1 tam. Podm\u00ednkou k\u00a0jeho vyzvednut\u00ed ov\u0161em bylo, \u017ee z\u00a0ka\u017ed\u00e9ho t\u00fdmu se mus\u00ed ob\u011btovat alespo\u0148 dva lid\u00e9, kte\u0159\u00ed se budou \u00fa\u010dastnit jeho vyzdvi\u017een\u00ed se zav\u00e1zan\u00fdma o\u010dima. V\u0161ichni se pak spole\u010dn\u011b p\u0159esunuli ke ka\u0161n\u011b, kde opravdu plavala zape\u010det\u011bn\u00e1 d\u0159even\u00e1 truhlice. Byli to pr\u00e1v\u011b \u201enevidom\u00ed\u201c, kte\u0159\u00ed ji za\u010dali pomalu se zatajen\u00fdm dechem otev\u00edrat. Nedo\u010dkav\u00e9 ruce se dostaly p\u0159es n\u011bkolikerou hradbu igelitu a\u017e se kone\u010dn\u011b truhlice osvobodila a mohlo se odklopit jej\u00ed v\u00edko. T\u011b\u017eko \u0159\u00edci, co vn\u00edmali ti, kte\u0159\u00ed ji otev\u00edrali. My ostatn\u00ed jsme uvnit\u0159 spat\u0159ili odpo\u010d\u00edvaj\u00edc\u00ed opi\u010dku s\u00a0dv\u011bma ban\u00e1ny, kter\u00e1 byla zahrab\u00e1na ve spoust\u011b pap\u00edrk\u016f. Tak\u017ee k\u00a0osvobozen\u00ed opice nakonec do\u0161lo, nebyl to teda pouze reklamn\u00ed trik. Nav\u00edc ka\u017ed\u00fd z\u00a0\u00fa\u010dastn\u00edk\u016f si mohl vybrat jeden pap\u00edrek. A tu vid\u011bl, \u017ee se jedn\u00e1 o st\u00edrac\u00ed los s\u00a0v\u00fdhrou a\u017e p\u016fl milionu korun.<\/p>\n<p>Je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159edt\u00edm, ne\u017e se v\u011bt\u0161ina dala do jejich st\u00edr\u00e1n\u00ed, pronesl Otec Fura moud\u0159e my\u0161lenku dne, kter\u00e1 m\u011bla na\u0161i mysl obr\u00e1tit od mo\u017en\u00e9ho zklam\u00e1n\u00ed barevn\u00fdmi pap\u00edrky k\u00a0jist\u011b d\u016fle\u017eit\u011bj\u0161\u00edm hodnot\u00e1m. Na znamen\u00ed toho, \u017ee takovouto hodnotou je pr\u00e1v\u011b ZDRAV\u00cd, rozdal \u010dty\u0159em z\u00e1stupc\u016fm sv\u011b\u017e\u00ed jarn\u00ed cibulky, do nich\u017e se hned n\u011bkolik la\u010dn\u00fdch \u00fast zakouslo. Pak u\u017e v\u0161ak do\u0161lo k\u00a0odhalov\u00e1n\u00ed v\u00fdher a proher. N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed z\u00edsklali \u010d\u00e1stku a\u017e 4O K\u010d!<\/p>\n<p>Nyn\u00ed hra, j\u00ed\u017e jsme byli sou\u010d\u00e1st\u00ed skon\u010dila. A tedy i pr\u00e1ce re\u017eis\u00e9ra a kameramana, kter\u00fd n\u00e1s po celou dobu na\u0161eho sna\u017een\u00ed nat\u00e1\u010del. P\u0159ed ve\u010de\u0159\u00ed jsme si je\u0161t\u011b u\u017eili n\u00e1dhern\u00fd podve\u010der venku. Pot\u00e9 n\u00e1s ji\u017e \u010dekal slavnostn\u00ed ve\u010der po \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00e9m dni, na kter\u00fd jsme si m\u011bli vz\u00edt na\u0161e obl\u00edben\u00e9 m\u00f3dn\u00ed oble\u010den\u00ed. O z\u00e1bavu se pak staral s\u00e1m re\u017eis\u00e9r, nyn\u00ed DJ Pierre. Asi dv\u011b hodiny n\u00e1m pou\u0161t\u011bl hity na\u0161eho srdce a my se tak mohli dosytosti vydov\u00e1d\u011bt a zatancovat. Na sv\u00e9 si p\u0159i\u0161li snad v\u0161ichni, nejen n\u00e1ru\u017eiv\u00e1 tane\u010dnice tanga Luc\u00eda. Cel\u00fd ve\u010der byl korunov\u00e1n, ve chv\u00edl\u00edch bla\u017een\u00e9 \u00fanavy t\u011bla, prom\u00edt\u00e1n\u00edm po\u0159\u00edzen\u00e9ho materi\u00e1lu. T\u00edm jsme si zopakovali v\u0161echny chvilky str\u00e1ven\u00e9 v\u00a0Pevnosti Boyard.<\/p>\n<p>Druh\u00fd den n\u00e1s Monsieur Pierre provedl po okol\u00ed pevnosti a uk\u00e1zal n\u00e1m nap\u0159\u00edklad, jak\u00fdm osv\u011b\u017euj\u00edc\u00edm zp\u016fsobem se d\u00e1 vyu\u017e\u00edt v\u00a0horku zdej\u0161\u00e1 font\u00e1na. Mnoho \u00fa\u010dastn\u00edk\u016f n\u00e1sledovalo jeho p\u0159\u00edkladu a vlezlo do ni. Po ob\u011bd\u011b se cel\u00fd konvoj odebral op\u011bt na mezin\u00e1rodn\u00ed leti\u0161t\u011b, kde o\u010dek\u00e1val sv\u016fj spoj do Prahy.<\/p>\n<p>Podle dostupn\u00fdch zdroj\u016f se v\u0161ichni (nakonec i Bar\u010da) \u0161\u0165astn\u011b vr\u00e1tili do sv\u00fdch domovin, kde, coby hrdinov\u00e9 mezin\u00e1rodn\u011b sledovan\u00e9 sout\u011b\u017ee, byli uv\u00edt\u00e1ni sv\u00fdmi nejdra\u017e\u0161\u00edmi.<\/p>\n<p>V Litom\u011b\u0159ic\u00edch jsme byli o v\u00edkendu 22.&#8211;24.5.2009. M\u016f\u017eete si prohl\u00e9dnout <a title=\"Fotky z v\u00edkendovky v Litom\u011b\u0159ic\u00edch 2009 od Hobita\" href=\"http:\/\/www.rozrazil.cz\/?page_id=8249\" target=\"_blank\">fotky od Hobita<\/a> a <a title=\"Fotky z v\u00edkendovky v Litom\u011b\u0159ic\u00edch 2009 od Lucky Matu\u0161kov\u00e9\" href=\"http:\/\/www.rozrazil.cz\/?page_id=8308\" target=\"_blank\">fotky Lucky Matu\u0161kov\u00e9<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V\u00a0po\u0159\u00e1dku jsme v\u0161ichni dorazili na n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed v\u00a0Litom\u011b\u0159ic\u00edch (nebo-li na leti\u0161t\u011b jednoho bl\u00ed\u017ee neur\u010den\u00e9ho m\u011bsta na pob\u0159e\u017e\u00ed Francie), kde jsme se setkali i s\u00a0ostatn\u00edmi \u010dleny na\u0161\u00ed skupiny, kte\u0159\u00ed se sem dopravili samostatn\u011b. Podle obdr\u017een\u00fdch \u00fadaj\u016f, kter\u00e9 jsem dostal jako\u017eto vedouc\u00ed skupiny, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rozrazil.cz\/?p=275\">Cel\u00fd p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,9],"tags":[19,14],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rozrazil.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/275"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rozrazil.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rozrazil.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rozrazil.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rozrazil.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=275"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.rozrazil.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/275\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19952,"href":"https:\/\/www.rozrazil.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/275\/revisions\/19952"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rozrazil.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rozrazil.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rozrazil.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}